I believe this is taking place to me again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are right back where we started. It's like a bad joke. Seriously, I'm starting to feel like giving up.

• Perhaps it's time change my luck
• It must just be my imagination
• I need a vacation

This Is Insane What Just Happened!

I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was singing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

Can You Believe This?!

Wowzers! This here is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and randomly a flock of rabbits came out over a building. They were running all over the place, and cars were confused. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

Is This Really Happening?!

It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utterdisbelief.

I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be true, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.

Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

This Is Unbelievable!

My friends won't believe this just occurred. Oh my goodness, I feel I'm going to faint! All of it was just beyond belief.

• I can't even
• Seriously though
• I'm going to have to write this down

Well, I'm off! You won't believethe rest of the story!

This Totally Boggles My Mind

Seriously, this whole thing is just making no sense. I keep trying to understanding it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Should I try a different approach?